Facts About Me
| Sex: | Male |
| Relationship Status: | Married to Katie Ferguson |
| Hometown: | Seattle, WA |
| Political Views: | Apathetic |
| Email: | if@rainydaycommunications.net |
| Website: | Here, duh. |
| High School: | Bellevue Christian High School, class of 2001 |
| College: | Worcester Polytechnic Institute, class of 2005 Electrical and Computer Engineering, B.S. |
| Grad School: | Worcester Polytechnic Institute, class of 2006 Electrical and Computer Engineering, M.S. |
| Work: | Ratheon Code Monkey |
| Activities: | Coding, reading, reading about coding |
| Interests: | Complex baseband signal representations, reading, all things computery and technical |
| Favorite Music: | BareNaked Ladies, Chris Rice, Five Iron Frenzy, Hampton String Quartet, Jars of Clay, Jonathan Coulton, Nickel Creek, Norah Jones, Petra, Vertical Horizon, Weird Al Yankovic, Whiteheart |
| Favorite TV Shows: | Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Babylon 5, Firefly, Gilmore Girls, Red Dwarf, Star Trek (Original Series, Next Generation, Voyager) |
| Favorite Movies: | Clue, The Matrix Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars (The Original Trilogy), Strictly Ballroom, Young Frankenstein, You've Got Mail |
| Favorite Books: | Anything by Douglas Adams, Anything by Isaac Asimov, A Walk in the Woods, The Belgariad, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Starship Troopers, Many many more |
| Favorite Quotes: | "People with green eyes can't see dogs. It's completely true, and it's very scary. Think about it. All they hear is the barking." "You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word." |
| About Me: | I have two clocks. The one on the left is a speedometer for my extreme life. The other one is set to Tokyo time, so I know when to drift race. |
Ian
Produces one fully-grown Ian, 23 years of age.
Ingredients: Gary Ferguson, Deborah Ferguson, random mutations
Mix Gary and Deborah Ferguson in a 1:1 ratio, stirring vigorously. Bake for nine months, then carefully remove and allow to cool, providing plenty of love. Season with cookies, home schooling, and computers; stir in numerous unique traveling experiences. Ensure that Australia, Hong Kong, France, and Spain are added in at the correct times. Do not over-stir in overseas time. Add in quixotic personal preferences, and allow to stand for eighteen years. Once 6’1” tall and mature enough, send to college at Worcester Polytechnic Institute and encourage to pursue engineering. Toss in marriage partway through the college experience to provide maturing agents. After four years, award one Electrical Engineering degree; wait one more year for the Master’s in that subject as well. Serve your Ian hot or cold, depending on your preference and the weather.
Optional: Stir in fantasy novels, computer coding skills, a job at Raytheon in Sudbury, a family home in Seaside, Oregon, a large extended family and in-laws in Washington state, a Dalmatian (for no more than eight years), several small rodent-pets and at least one rabbit and one bird, three lifelong friends, several high school crushes, an incredible map-reading ability, a proclivity for stacks of paper on desks, several knock-down drag-out fights with spouse, an abhorrence of dish-washing, a moderate cooking ability and a strong ability to make weird sound effects with his mouth. These seasonings will produce a more interesting, more mature Ian than if they are omitted.
From "Delicious Recipes from Home" by Katie Ferguson
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